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an american werewolf in canada
your prison is walking through this world all alone
Created on 2005-12-04 18:10:21 (#8953150), last updated 2009-06-01
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last.fm The Basics Almost 19. University student in B.C., Canada; Seattlite originally. Evolutionary biology, astrophysics, primatology, quantum mechanics, reverse engineering, Disneyland/WDW Resort and paleonerd. Learned English, Spanish, Japanese, Italian, and Korean (speaks three, debatably). Taught ESL on a whim, fell in love with my students, and am now planning to continue to do so abroad for as long as I can before the temptation of research claws at me. Sense Of Humour Arguably the worst of anybody I've ever met. With the pen-name "joke", you can get away with anything. Sometimes, even murder. University Life Planned Linguistics major moved abroad, went to University, and discovered that a love for foreign languages was not enough to snuff the dull, suffocating boredom of drawing syntactical trees all day long. Fed up with ego-inflated graduates and pseudo-science bullshit, I now am moving forward to a hesitant Evolutionary Biology + Genetics/Paleontology/Zoology degree. Friending Policy Are you interesting and can you-- will you-- tolerate me? Internet Social Life I don't get on AIM much, I am not good at keeping up conversations on MSN with even my closest, years-long friends on here. If you're looking for a 4am im buddy, you're probably barking up the wrong tree. If you just want to read, lurk, and post lecherious things on my fb wall... come on in. ♥ |

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